Tricia Helfer’s Suntanning Self Shot Pics of the Day
38 year old Canadian Tricia Helfer slut who is still hustling her model body that landed her on some nerd TV show, even though she’s a few years past prime, and that’s ok with me, approval I am sure...
View ArticleJames Franco’s Making A Movie About Lindsay Lohan And James Franco
I honestly have no idea what the hell I just read, but apparently James Franco is making some sort of movie/video arthouse fart-wafting project that’s about Lindsay Lohan and, surprise, James Franco...
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Jessica Alba Is a Serious Business Woman in Seriously Tight Jeans
What people really need to understand is that Jessica Alba is no longer simply an object d'lust and super fine piece of eye-candy, she's now an object d'lust and super fine piece of eye-candy making...
View ArticleLady Gaga’s bodyguard took a fan down
You know what’s a super bad idea? Rushing at a celebrity like Lady Gaga in a mad frenzy, especially when she happens to be flanked by bodyguards who, judging by their immense size, appear to be Hummers...
View ArticleJojo’s Shitty Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day
The name Jojo fucking annoys me….how can a bitch be taken seriously…or at least be treated like anything but a worthless stripper whore when she tells you her name is Jojo with a straight fucking...
View ArticleVanity Fair Asks Carson Daly The Question We’ve All Been Thinking
Two weird things happened on VanityFair.com a few days ago. First, Vanity Fair actually interviewed Carson Daly in the year 2012. Second, Vanity Fair's George Wayne, who's thing is to try to shock the...
View ArticleMyla Sinanaj is ready to talk Kim Kardashian
You know, sometimes it’s just good to hear it from someone other than yourself. Anyway, it turns out Kris Humphries‘ ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj, is going to sit for a deposition in Kim Kardashian‘s...
View ArticleAvril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Are Engaged. Of Course, I Totally Knew That Was...
Unless you posses incredible journalistic skills like myself (Titty photo?), you probably had no idea that Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback have been secretly dating for months or that...
View ArticlePhotographer Albert Michael Shoots Denise Richards and Jenny McCarthy in...
I have no idea what this sorcery is all about…but I think it is safe to say that this photographer Albert Michael has some kind of fetish for washed up sex symbols from the 90s…who have done their best...
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Alessandra Ambrosio Has Hot Mom Legs; We Love Hot Mom Legs!
Why not celebrate the stems of our favorite MILFs? Celebrate them in pictures, in words, and, hopefully, one day, celebrate them by covering them in Nutella and working our way northward during our...
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Kim Kardashian, Heidi Klum, and Christina Milian in Showy Swimsuits Headline...
Now that we've been rounding up the best of the best in self-published photo land for a while now, the mainstream media, such as they move in tortoise like fashion, is now reporting on this brand new...
View ArticleNicole Kidman Doesn’t Look like Nicole Kidman for V Magazine of the Day
I have no idea how these pics are of Nicole Kidman, I figure there must be another Nicole Kidman out there, cuz the Nicole Kidman I know is some washed up, relatively monster looking bitch who was once...
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Noelia Rios Covered Topless Bikini Shoot for Your Uber-Virgin Body Needs
You might (you will) recall Noelia Rios as the former Big Brother contestant from Argentina who is known not only for proclaiming her virginity over and over again on TV, but for her nekkid photoshoot...
View ArticleLily Donaldson’s Showing Some Leg for Fashion of the Day
Lily Donaldson is a model and she’s showing some leg…I have no idea whyI am posting thee pictures cuz I like models and more importantly, I like fucking models. Sure she’s been BEEN HOTTER IN PICS ON...
View ArticleRandom Candice Swanepoel Nipple Photoshoot of the Day
I have no idea where or when these Candice Swanepoel pics are from….but I know that doesn’t matter because all that matters is that they exist….I like that bitch is showing her amazing nipple…all...
View ArticleCourtney Stodden will (probably) do porn!
A little about teen bride / famewhore Courtney Stodden: she looks like a partially deflated blow-up doll someone left on a stove, she married a guy (Doug Hutchison) in his fifties for attention, her...
View ArticleMiley and Her Mom Sexual Fantasy of the Day
I saw my first incest porn when I was 15 and I have loved the idea of incest ever since…If I was a psychiatrist I would say it probably has got to do with the fact that the only family I knew my mother...
View ArticleTerry Richardson’s Topless Lady Gaga Pic of the Day
Gaga is disgusting…but what is even more disgusting that her face…is that I would totally have sex with her…without a condom…hoping my sperm stuck and that we could spend a happy life together where I...
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Halo 4 Tips New Forward Unto Dawn Trailer “Cryo” (VIDEO)
Right off the top, it's about time we got a pop culture (and make no mistake Halo is pop culture) discussion of the trappings of cryo sleep. It's been a staple of science fiction for years, this idea...
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Natalie Portman and Kim Kardashian Got Clicked, But Who Was the Hottest of...
Hmm, we might have to start having some betting lines on the Hottest of the Hot. Of course, with my gambling track record I'd likely lose those bets even though I know the answers ahead of time....
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